Wordly Andre

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  One of the most irritating things you can say to a Witness?

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my relatives that are still witnesses, always hate it when i say one thing to them, more then any others ... .

  "are you going to church tonight?

  "were you at church?".

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  Wordly Andre

  You could say your one of the 144,000 and boy was it a crazy dream!
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  Convention badges worn at Wal-Mart

  by purplesofa in

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  2. friends

  last night i was at wal-mart with a friend of mine.. as we were going in .......i saw a group of people with convention badges on.

  they seemed out of place on a sat evening, dressed in suits and christian attire.. i could not help but think that they just had two days of their spiritual feeding and the superior feeling that comes over jw's at that time.

  the leaving of the convention out into the world.. here i was, feeling "worldly" .......i felt a tinge of guilt go through me for not being at the convention.

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  Wordly Andre

  How stupid, they just wore them to stick out, because in their crazy minds they were thinking that they could count this as preaching to everyone at Walmart.
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  So, who's awake and online, and why?

  by AlmostAtheist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey all,.

  it's 230am here and i'm at work.

  we're installing new software, which we have to do at night when everybody is off the various systems.. hopefully we'll get outta here by 4am.

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  Wordly Andre

  Almost,

  It was Haunted Palace. I love Vincent Price movies, they are so cool and corny
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  80% of Near Death Experiencers Can't Wear Watches...

  by FMZ in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have had about 5 digital watches since my nde when i was young.

  every single one of them reset itself regularly.

  2 of them i gave away because of the problems i had, and their new owners (my father and brother) never had a problem with the watches since..

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  Wordly Andre

  I've never heard about that, interesting, I don't think I know anyone with a NDE
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  How did you............

  by lola28 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  find jwd?

  i found this website while i was looking for the company that you can get service stuff from, i believed it was the "truth" and was a pioneer at the time, not a pioneer anymore.

  so how did you get here and what has changed in your life since you found this place?.

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  Wordly Andre

  I use to sell EXJW t-shirts on e-bay and during a search I found this website. Can you believe I didn't sell not one damn t-shirt I had like 130 views of my t-shirts and didn't sell not one! Oh well
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  Pranks

  by Wordly Andre in

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  2. humour

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  anyone have any good pranks or jokes that they played on jw or even non-jw?.

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  Wordly Andre

  Anyone have any good pranks or jokes that they played on JW or even Non-JW?
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  move topic here: ex-JW dating a current JW

  by dustrabbit in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  so, it's a saturday night, i'm home alone and my love/social life sucks.

  so, i was iming a few minutes ago with a friend of mine who doesn't live here in denver, bitching about my love life... so, he since he realizes i tend to date conservative women, he asks me why i haven't hooked up with a jw woman and then get her away from the borg.

  now, there's a risky proposition and it's obvious my friend has never been in borg.

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  Wordly Andre

  If I was single and as an EXJW I wouldn't even date and EXJW because both of our families would be Fcuked up, where would you go for Thanksgiving??
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  Tv Show with a JW

  by JWdaughter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, last night i watched a food show where some cute australian guy picks up shopping housewives, offers to fix them and their family dinner and comes home with them after shopping.

  so, he talks to this cute little housewife shopping for her husbands dinner and strikes up a conversation with her, finds out what she had planned for the day..

  she teaches bible lessons to people and that is how she was going to spend her afternoon.

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  Was that Take home Chef?

  I was watching Family Feud yesterday and he asked the question "Name someone you hide from when they knock at your door?"

  I screamed JEHOVAHS WITNESSES, it took a while but they got that on there, but it was religous groups as the answer.
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  Are children of Jw parents spared at armageddon?

  by headmath in

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  will unbaptized children of baptized jw parents be destroyed at armaggedon?.

  will baptized children of baptized catholic parents be destroyed at armaggedon?.

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  JW kids are already in a living Hell

  Catholic babies are baptized at 1years old, this saves their soul from purgatory, usually by the age of 9 they take their first communion, at this time they are already going to confession, if they died between 9 and 17 and have not commited any mortal sins they are usually ok, around 15-18 they do confirmation, which they declare that they choose to be catholic. Normally if babies, kids or teens are sick and dieing they are giving what used to be called last rites and is now called prayers for the sick, (as I think most elderly people would get freaked out when the priest was giving the last rites to them) It is often thought of that when a child dies they go straight to heaven, now if a teen dies, and has committed a sin, they may spend a time in purgatory, that is they will, be in a state where they see gods love and cry out to be with him, and know in their hearts that they are sorry for their sins, and with the help of family praying for them, they are then let into heaven. As it was explained to me God is a God of love who wants us all to make it to heaven. Mostly Catholic's give small kids the benefit that they will go straight to heaven if their parents baptized them, or even if they die at birth, babies are as close to perfect as we will ever be, that is with out sin, even so mass and prayers are still giving in support of them.
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  Broken Engagement

  by looking_glass in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well, it is offical.

  i called off the engagement and broke up w/ long time bf.

  although it was my decision, it was still a hard thing to do.

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  Wordly Andre

  LG,

  Yes, I would ask why, a little lesson I learned a long time ago, I think before I would not confront the issue out of fear, but age has brought me some wisedumb.

  Good Luck LG

  Oh another lesson I learned, I would wait till you told me what was going on, and not cut you off midsentence, just sit there and listen to everything you had to say, and before I answer I'd make sure I understand everything you said correctly, and if there was something I didn't understand I would ask you to clarify.

  just in case my wife is reading this, Honey did I get it all right? can I have a beer now? he he he